Toys in the night

Some of Amy's toys creep me out. She has a little bear that recites a prayer with a little boy's voice and I hate that thing. She also has a couple of Tickle Me Elmo's and they're fun but the newest one is a little scary because it rolls around, sits up, and stands up. I often wonder what would happen if Tickle Me Elmo took over the world. Would he be an evil dictator? Would he rule the world with Star Trek in mind...all happy and peaceful? Of course not, he's a man. His mission would be to screw everything he could find. Like this:

Pictures taken on Jan.26/07
Now just what the hell is Elmo getting up to in the night? I mean, what's going on over there at Sesame Street headquarters? What's next? Oscar the Grouch in S&M gear?